I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
The ass gains better be worth it
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