Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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