So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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