Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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