Will you blow on my dice?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I did not marry a roomba.
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