you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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