I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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