doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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