In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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