living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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