just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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