And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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