Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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