Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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