i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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