yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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