Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I lost the right to judge tonight
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
