...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Randomize
