his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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