based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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