how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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