And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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