My nipple is on Facebook.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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