Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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