so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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