how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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