it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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