What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
So many bounce houses so little time
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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