Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
