Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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