How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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