Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
