Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
and she was petting her beer can
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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