But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I can text with my tongue
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
