sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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