omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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