Whod you bang
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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