Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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