So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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