we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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