dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
it was like eating out sand paper
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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