Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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