is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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