i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
