the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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