Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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