My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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