She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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