i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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