i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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