Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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