weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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