That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
It's just like the Real World with babies
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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