I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I wish they made helmets for livers.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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